周星驰的电影《大话西游》曾以它无厘头的搞笑与癫狂的内涵表达，在众多观众的心中建立起了无法磨灭的“星”派印象，并掀起了一股“恶搞哲学”的热潮。看完这部电影的观众在捧腹大笑之后都大呼过瘾，而电影中的很多台词更被人们奉为经典，以至于在很多其他影视作品中都出现过类似的台词。那么今天我们就来重温一下经典吧！

　　1你想要啊？你想要就说吧，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢？You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?

　　2你又在吓我。You scare me again.

　　3莫非是一家黑店？Is this a slaughter house?

　　4长夜漫漫，无心睡眠。It's a long night, no mood to sleep.

　　5如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起，就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心。If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.

　　6要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊？Should I show you my heart?

　　7可惜快乐永远都是短暂的，换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹。But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have endless pain.

　　8有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人，这段感情才是最要命的。When you discover that you've fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting you.

　　9可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢？请你给我一个理由好不好？拜托！But how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Please give me a reason, please!

　　10爱一个人需要理由吗？不需要吗？需要吗？We don't need any reason to love a person. Don't we? Do we?

　　11你有多少兄弟姐妹？你父母尚在吗？你说句话啊！我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已。How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend when I'm going to die.

　　12所以说做妖就像做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。Being a devil is the same as being a human. We should be kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.

　　13爱一个人是痛苦的。Love means pain.

　　14这样的话只是得到我的肉体，并不能得到我的灵魂。You can just get my body instead of my spirit.

　　15曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前，我却没有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此。如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我一定会对那女孩说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话，我希望是一万年。I have had my best love before, but I didn't treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her--I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.